we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
The water signs, Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces, are highly receptive to the room environment. They can feel out the vibes of any person or any situation and these intuitions are usually correct.
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…